it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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