You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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