Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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