Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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