Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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