Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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