She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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