it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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