She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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