No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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