Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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