dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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