Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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