Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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