We won't sleep together?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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