ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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