If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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