Your tits are I can't wait for
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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