where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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