That's intense
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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