her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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