I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
foreskin is a definite game changer
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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