i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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