she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
