Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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