In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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