their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Randomize
