i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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