Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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