as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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