Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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