New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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