so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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