I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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