ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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