it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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