yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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