the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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