Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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