Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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