How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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