His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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