Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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