I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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