i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Randomize