: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a hot homeless man
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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