i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
whose parrot is this?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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