Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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