This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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