Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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