escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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