Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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