He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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