Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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